Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox
in the earth
you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick